Bull or Chicken?

Bull or chicken? You decide. Christian Hernandez is a Mexican matador. He went into the bullfighting ring the other day to face a half ton bull. Suddenly he got cold feet, threw his red cape down and bolted out of the ring. This did not sit well with the organizers of the event and they had him arrested, for breach of contract.

It comes as a complete surprise to me that breach of contract is one of these events that would call for police involvement. Did the victims of the breach of contract call 911?  I can just see this one unfold.

Hello, this is 911? What is your emergency?

Well sir, Hernandez the matador at the Plaza Mexico was supposed to fight El Toro and guess what. He chickened out.

No kidding? We are a bit short staffed of police this evening but this is a real emergency.

We’ll send out two squad cars right away.

Thank you senior. Even the bull is angry.

At least Hernandez was honest.  He made a statement commenting: "I didn’t have the balls; this is not my thing."

Then again why did he become a matador? What did he expect to do in the ring with the bull? Play pattycake?