Here's a humorous (real) announcement

Here's a humorous (real) announcement:

UW Law School Alumni Association presents: The Story of the Tri Hoang Case, A Victim Who Taught Two Attorneys that Fighting Honorably and Using Good Techniques Can Lead to Great Results.

"Fighting Honorably"? "Using Good Technique"? Where is the reference to catching flies with chopsticks and being flexible like the willow? Maybe this will go straight to a made-for-TV movie, with Jackie Chan and Jet Li playing the high-kicking attorneys who have learned to Fight Honorably and kick insurance company butt. At least the Victim Taught them how to get Great Results.

Too bad someone didn't teach these lawyerly scholars how to write without pathetic clichés and stereotyped language. I wonder what the sub-head would have read if the victim had been of some other ethnicity. And, now Grasshopper, go forth to Fight Honorably and Use Good Technique to chase ambulance everywhere.